Tag: funny

  • When Bagels Turn Evil

    hurt preparing a bagel 345000. that’s about the amount of people hurt in th usa. it’s pretty amazing, but those bagels can be pesky. I’m not sure, but i think the seeded ones are the leaders, with the plain ones being drones.

  • when muggers sleep

    I have no fear, well, i do, but not in the morning. I get up and travel to work at about 7am and every day i use my ipod. However, on the way home from work, i refrain from its use. My theory, muggers are not early risers, so i have nothing to fear from…